andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 20:51:41

set the channel description: shitty linkedin mail or posts

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 20:53:05

????

๐Ÿ˜† spkaplan, keenin, tiaalexa
spkaplan
2021-02-08 20:53:36

Forgot to templatize it?

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 20:53:48

haha! must have

keenin
2021-02-08 21:02:34

shut up meg
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keenin
2021-02-08 21:02:57

Damn mobile gifs

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 21:03:10

@keenin lgtm

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 21:07:47

After getting an offer from FB earlier that year in Jan, with their offers being valid for 12 months

keenin
2021-02-08 21:27:28

You want to just tell him off... but you canโ€™t burn them bridges

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 21:35:13
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 21:42:25

My strategy with recruiters:

  1. suck up a bit

  2. Leave em for better pastures

keenin
2021-02-08 21:50:13

The ol flatter and see you latter

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-02-08 22:02:04

Yep yep my great grandpa taught me that

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-09 17:51:26

[ MESSAGE TEXT EMPTY ]

spkaplan
2021-03-09 18:14:05

Wow that is excessive

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-09 18:14:33

No shame

:this: brandon
keenin
2021-03-10 07:04:30

Take a hint Andrew....

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-17 09:28:16

Leave me alone bro god damn do you all have people spamming your work inbox? i get way too many mails like this

keenin
2021-03-17 09:46:44

Yea dude, it's pretty annoying. But it's a good problem to have I suppose

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-17 10:16:10

It's strange to have it in my work email

keenin
2021-03-17 11:18:02

that part is weird... my personal email is filled which honestly not better

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-17 11:21:32

dammit rocketreach! my personal email has for the most part been spared by these types of people but completely overrun by businesses

brandon
2021-03-17 19:24:23

I haven't been targeted much at work but I wonder if there is more filtering happening on the Microsoft mail servers before it gets to me.

Honestly, LinkedIn is more annoying than any of my emails.

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-17 19:34:36

Fwiw at Amazon we used Microsoft outlook and I never at this problem

๐Ÿ‘ brandon
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-19 11:19:57

*Thread Reply:* None

keenin
2021-03-19 11:37:19

Goddamn just respond to the poor bastard

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-19 11:38:10

LOL something something no negotiation with terrorists

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-19 11:38:34

I feel like responding only validates my email address

keenin
2021-03-19 11:54:23

The email not getting bounced validates your email

keenin
2021-03-19 11:54:33

you've already been leaked

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-19 11:55:57

dang

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-19 11:55:59

too real

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-03-19 11:56:05

i've marked as spam

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-09-03 08:51:11

I have zero RoR experience and zero React experience and my LinkedIn makes that clear... this is truly a no-effort contact from Nick

r.taylor
2021-11-22 09:35:27

I get these all the time even though I'm currently in a Junior position less than a year from graduating and have failed multiple Amazon SDE I assessments in the past year. I'd expect them to be slightly better at filtering candidates...

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-11-22 11:23:46

Amazon recruiters are notoriously baffling

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2021-12-21 11:05:18

This is his entireโ€ฆ question? Statement?

๐Ÿคฆ spkaplan
brandon
2022-01-11 17:42:15

opentowork!

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-03-11 04:49:22

Not trying to small talk you guy

Edit: LOL also just now noticed he got my name wrong

๐Ÿ˜† spkaplan, r.taylor, brandon
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-03-29 08:28:58

What is wrong with these people why are they like this

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-05-20 07:10:14

๐Ÿค”

keenin
2022-05-25 19:13:42

All you needed to hear was โ€œpublic sectorโ€ to pass on that

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-05-26 05:35:29

โ€œemail IDโ€

๐Ÿคฆ spkaplan
spkaplan
2022-05-26 09:35:54

Im impressed you even look at your linkedin messages. I just stopped altogether at some point back

:this: brandon
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-05-26 10:02:12

most of the messages are trash, but there are some big names in there occasionally, and I usually try to learn more about those opportunities

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-06-09 13:18:55

Could Barbie afford her dream house?

:wtf: spkaplan
spkaplan
2022-06-09 13:21:20

I heard of divvy homes recently. Their CEO was at the All-In podcast summit. Sounded like an interesting company

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-06-09 13:22:13

Oh nice. Might look into the email more based on your referral

spkaplan
2022-06-09 13:22:47

That linkedin is super cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ lol

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-06-09 13:23:01

lol yeah it's a lot

spkaplan
2022-06-09 13:27:52

Goal of the company seemed altruistic, but I wasn't totally convinced I liked the CEO, for what little it's worth

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-06-09 13:29:48

Good data point

keenin
2022-06-14 09:45:30

All companies want to seem altruistic. Haven't you heard? All tech companies are โ€œchanging the worldโ€ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

:alphabet_white_f: andelink
:alphabet_white_a: andelink
:alphabet_white_c: andelink
:alphabet_white_t: andelink
:alphabet_white_s: andelink
r.taylor
2022-07-22 16:31:36

This guy at least highlights the important parts:

๐Ÿ˜‚ brandon
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-07-22 16:37:32

This email is cancer

r.taylor
2022-07-22 16:38:23

I honestly just looked at the cat, didn't read anything other than the highlighted words

keenin
2022-07-22 21:16:56

Just tell him you're more of a dog person.

๐Ÿ˜‚ r.taylor
spkaplan
2022-07-24 12:47:32

Ha! That is hilarious

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-08-18 13:54:33

Literally never heard of Ahana.io

keenin
2022-08-18 14:05:30

Don't lie to us. They've exposed themselves to you before.

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-08-18 14:41:23

oh shit. you right

keenin
2022-08-18 15:08:52

So exposed

๐Ÿ˜‚ andelink, r.taylor
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-08-18 15:27:46

you got me. didnโ€™t know they got me too

brandon
2022-09-01 13:18:56

Lol that is not what the education section is for sir.

spkaplan
2022-09-06 09:44:57

*Thread Reply:* None

๐Ÿ˜‚ andelink, brandon
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-09-06 09:47:56

Haha that's great

spkaplan
2022-09-06 09:48:17

I hadn't seen the education one yet ๐Ÿ˜†

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-09-12 15:05:43

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keenin
2022-09-13 16:40:57

[ MESSAGE TEXT EMPTY ]

โค๏ธ spkaplan, andelink
๐Ÿ˜ brandon
๐Ÿ˜† andelink
spkaplan
2022-09-13 16:53:13

๐Ÿ˜†

Sam Kaplan (https://soundstack.slack.com/team/U1ALCGPML)
โ˜๏ธ brandon, andelink, r.taylor
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2022-09-14 09:30:40

I didnโ€™t know all of these were options we could use on linkedin lmaoi

keenin
2022-09-14 09:59:18

Haha oh shit, didn't see that you posted this in that thread Sam ๐Ÿ˜‚

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-03-14 22:23:14

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๐Ÿ˜‚ brandon, r.taylor
brandon
2023-03-15 16:11:57

Creative! I wouldn't have really known what to do with that prompt, but ChatGPT knocked it out of the park!

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-03-14 22:44:11

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๐Ÿ˜† spkaplan, keenin, brandon
keenin
2023-03-15 12:14:09

I too do everything an AI tells me to do

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-03-15 12:14:56

Itโ€™s the 10x secret sauce

r.taylor
2023-03-17 10:53:07

eat dirt
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๐Ÿ˜‚ keenin
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-03-19 11:42:18

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๐Ÿ˜‚ brandon, r.taylor
brandon
2023-03-20 09:21:23

That's just misleading...

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-04-03 17:53:39

Is this a joke

๐Ÿ˜‚ r.taylor, brandon
keenin
2023-04-03 18:01:45

Whatta name...

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-04-03 18:03:11

Didnโ€™t even notice his name lol it ainโ€™t so bad screams Midwest to me

keenin
2023-04-03 18:05:38

First name is like all vowels and his last name is like all consonants. Stay away from THAT guy...

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-04-03 18:06:19

Honestly after reading his message I thought maybe heโ€™s not even a real account

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-04-03 18:06:48

Like a fake bot for Universal of Cincinnati

keenin
2023-04-04 11:43:07

oh for real

keenin
2023-04-04 11:43:11

he's a sponsored bot

brandon
2023-04-05 15:38:42

Your background screams education. What can you say, you love to develop curriculum!

๐Ÿ˜‚ andelink
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-05-04 22:16:23

Open for work

๐Ÿ‘พ r.taylor
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-06-12 18:55:49

bootlicker

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-06-12 18:56:03

sauce: https://us.teamblind.com/s/dROjuuiv/

Blind
brandon
2023-06-14 15:58:06

What an asshole, who doesn't have a sense of how layoffs work. For instance, an entire team can be cut regardless of work ethic due to shifts in company priorities ๐Ÿ™„

:this1: andelink
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-06-17 21:25:03

Ohhhh but karma came around for him!

:lolz: brandon, keenin, r.taylor
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-06-17 21:25:14

sauce: https://us.teamblind.com/s/v3toVkbb/

Blind
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-09-16 10:59:16
spkaplan
2023-09-20 07:35:20

a nice message, but comes off a bit patronizing lol

brandon
2023-09-20 14:14:36

wHaT dEeP cOnTeNt will I sHaRE with the world ToDaY? cat-type Also, she just shared a quote of herself... Thanks, I hate it. LinkedIn's feed is just terrible. All I really want to see is my network's career moves and my direct connection posts, but it's 99.9% ads and influencer content like this now ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ‘Ž

:linkedin: andelink
:lolz: andelink
spkaplan
2023-09-20 14:16:22

The self-quote his hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-09-21 09:28:42

linkedin is truly a dumpster fire

๐Ÿ’ฏ spkaplan
andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-09-21 09:29:15

the change from five years ago to now is is almost unbelievable

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2023-09-21 09:29:58

lol but fuck does it make me laugh โ€œthis is deep! โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ€

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2024-07-05 09:15:38
spkaplan
2024-07-09 12:13:49

da fuk

spkaplan
2024-07-09 12:13:57

woke

brandon
2024-07-15 11:01:42

I have so many questions.. but for starters, why did he attach a shitty selfie at the end? ๐Ÿคฃ And why is this the topic he wants to advertise himself with? If you work with this guy, keep an eye on him ๐Ÿ‘€

andelink (andelinkyle@gmail.com)
2024-07-15 11:26:16

lol so much weird going here